When I walked through the front door, I callcalled out, “Hello, John it's me.”

He callscalled back, “Hold on just a second, let me finish this one thing, then I'll show you around my house.”

So, a few minutes later he comescame walking down the hallway with a huge smile on his face and he says, “Follow me, my. My wife isn't home yet, but she should be here anytime now. I haven't told her about you yet, so I don’t know what her reaction will be. But come on, let me show you around the house.”